Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Longmont's 'Tagline'

The Times-Call* had a fun bit of fluff about possible 'taglines' for Longmont.

Here's a few I thought up:

Longmont: We're cheap, just ask Montana

Longmont: God, Guns & GOP - we got it ALL.

Longmont: 4Cs bitch - again.

Longmont: Coming soon: Pratt Falls!

Longmont: North of Boulder, far right of reality.

Longmont: Where 14% is a 'majority'.

Longmont: Wingnut Wonderland.

Longmont:Wannabe Weld County.

Longmont: Nucla's big brother.
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* tagline: "We post-moderate by complaint!"

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