Saturday, May 9, 2009

Old, Tired and Soon to be Extinct

The GOP has been losing altitude for a long time - both engines out and on fire, upside down and spiralling towards the ground - while Dubya and pals had a drunken kegger in the White House while his frat-boy pals raped and pillaged across the world.

But, as any sane person knows1, sooner or later you have to take your underwear off your head, sober up and go home.

Trouble is during this last drunken power-binge the vicious GOPasaurs gorged themselves so deeply that virtually every creature on the planet with warm blood figured out they had to be stopped. The fate of the GOP is obvious from this chart at, the number of people willing to self-identify as 'Republican' drops off sharply below the age of 70 - so the kids that voted for Obama this time around will likely continue as Dems for at least the next generation. No wonder the lunatic fringe is scrawling poo on the walls even more than usual - no one can stand the smell of their Kool-aid, let alone the taste2. The scams of the mega-rich and stupid-powerful keep getting exposed - it's enough to make a Rockefeller smash the good crystal. What's worse though, is when those pesky Dems start talking about having a little empathy. Good grief! Empathy? Caring? Showing some human kindness? Eveyone knows there's no profit in that. Trouble is, after Reagan and his pathetic bullshit of 'trickle down' and then Dubya's idiocy, the GOP brand is so smeared with shit no thinking person would even consider associating with it.

The mighty in the "Conservative"3 cause keep getting called out for their raging and agonizingly-obvious hypocrisy - by the very people they love to sell weapons to... so their balls are truly in a vice. Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

So it's absolutely no surprise that the vicious idiots that got them into this mess should keep on yowling the same stupid advice: stay the course! Lackeys can't make the same kind of retarded mistakes and expect to keep their jobs - dammit!

What has this country come to?!

I'll tell you what it's come to: a nation of laws, not men - but the outskirts are still filled with angry, bible-thumping idiots with guns and it's going to take another decade for them to either die or blow off enough fingers that they can't pull a trigger anymore.

1. Longmont's Lunatic Fringe excepted of course - underwear on the head is high fashion to them.
2. Maybe it's all that added hemlock
3. I use quotes because the 'right' is anything BUT conservative, the only thing they 'conserve' is their genes by interbreeding

Major Wingnut's Do It Yourself Post

Since my favorite far-distant-and-flapping-loudly wingnut over at the Colorado Index offered:
"...I will let the reader write his own multiple choice blog entry."
So, using the choices available, this is what I chose:

This is a social conservative dominated district and I will find it hard to recruit people to help me. I believe I would find it difficult to qualify for the ballot via the assembly process. I have little money. Pro-Life voters are immune to campaigns on pocketbook issues. My campaign has yet to convince an independent to register Republican. I am worried sick about the fact that The Gazette is keeping my candidacy a secret from voters and its impact on my campaign. It really bothers me that the 20 or so Pro-Life blogs masquerading as center right blogs haven't acknowledged that I am a candidate. I count FTS* as a social conservative blog. This election will be a blowout and I will be embarrassed.

Sounds about right to me.

Good luck Major, I'll keep a crying towel warm

(* Face the State, bought and paid for by the wingy-est of the wingnuts)

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Muskrat Still Confused and Virulent

Apparently God hasn't yet called the Muskrat home to her final reward yet - she's still out there on the Fringe a-flippin and a-flyin, spewin spittle and stupid remarks:

(from a fundraising letter publicized on the internet)
"We will spread the truth about their destructive agendas, drag down their approval ratings, force them to publicly defend socialism, authoritarian gun-grabbing, gay marriage, infanticide and everything else they vote for in Washington, and ultimately, on November 2, 2010, we will take their jobs away from them."

In the letter, Musgrave said she lost in a landslide to Betsy Markey in 2008 because "the radical homosexual lobby, abortionists, gun-grabbers and all the rest of the extremists finally spent enough money, spread enough lies, and fooled enough voters to defeat me."

But she found a silver lining. "Now that I'm no longer in Congress, there is truly a feeling of freedom. I'm not shackled by the constraints of the Washington political world or even the Republican Party. I am free. Free to confront the Left directly and continue to stand strong to protect our families, our values and our country against their relentless attack."

Oh? When you talk about 'taking their jobs' I'm sure you're thinking of the politicians, but the fact is, GOP business owners in CO made sure that Dems paid dearly when Bush won his second term - the outsourcing went berzerk and the tech sector was gutted by huge layoffs. It was (and still is) shameful as hell and proves that the Lunatic Fringers in Colorado won't just cut off their own nose to spite their face, they'll gladly cut off yours too - and your head if they can - exactly like the Taliban - which they are.

Marilyn Musgrave and the screeching fanatics that follow her are a throbbing cancer in this country and need to be fought nonstop. They would not just take away your Constitutional rights, but would invade your privacy and shred the fabric of our country without compunction. Make no mistake - these people are just as dangerous as the muslim bombers they routinely howl about because they come from the viewpoint that 'God is on our side' and that justifies anything - any.thing.

I believe the Susan B. Anthony List folks will commit acts of violence, given a chance. With any luck the perpetrators will be outed by decent people before any great harm is done and the vicious sociopaths that cheer for religious takeover in Ameria will be not just stopped but permanently exposed for the disease they are.

I haven't forgotten who you are Ms. Muskrat and I guarantee you, I'll fight you to the end of time. Your cold-blooded pals have done everything they could to pauper me, marginalize me and try to discredit me - and failed. You're thugs and crimminals and God will surely punish you. Until then, you can count on this writer never giving you a fucking inch.