Saturday, April 4, 2009

Incredible 'Business-Man'

From The Onion via the Agonist:

Chicago | April 3

The Onion - Sources in the Chicago metropolitan area confirmed Monday the existence of an extraordinary "business-man" imbued with the earning power and fiscal strength of 10 ordinary men.

This invincible, superhuman associate is reportedly able to leap from assistant manager to vice president of operations in a single bound...Sources claim the man draws his power from a special hand-tailored Italian suit that strikes fear into the hearts of rival equity firms everywhere...

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