Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I'm Going To Hell For This Post

Howard M. Friedman at the excellent Religion Clause has this:

Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Obama Will Speak At Notre Dame; Some Catholics Protest

On Friday, the White House announced that President Barack Obama will be the commencement speaker at three universities this spring. One of those is Notre Dame. A press release from Notre Dame indicated that the President will also be awarded an honorary doctor of laws degree. LifeSite News reported yesterday that since the announcement, Notre Dame has been deluged with criticism from those who believe the invitation should be withdrawn because of Obama's pro-abortion positions. Notre Dame President Fr. John Jenkins says that the honorary degree "is not intended to condone or endorse his position on specific issues regarding life." Jenkins also commented: "You cannot change the world if you shun the people you want to persuade, and if you cannot persuade them show respect for them and listen to them."

The Cardinal Newman Society, however, is circulating an online petition that calls it "an outrage and a scandal that ... one of the premier Catholic universities in the United States, would bestow such an honor on President Obama given his clear support for policies and laws that directly contradict fundamental Catholic teachings on life and marriage." As of Monday evening, the CNS website said that there were over 46,000 signers on the petition. [Thanks to PewSitter for the lead.]

Read the rest at Religion Clause

Ok, strap in kiddies and make sure there's no Republican Catholics in the room - or at least have mercy on em and tranq-dart em right now. I mean it.

Ready? Yeehaw.

First, the Cardinal Newman Society can suck my balls. Really. It'll fit right in with the 'tea-party' motif the right's been masturbating to all month. You want tea? Have a teabag. Really, here - have two, the flavor will be better.

Where were you thumbsucking theological thugs during the pedophile priest era? Oh, that's right, helping cover it up.

Now that there's a Democratic President (and a black one to boot! ooohhh!!) you limpdick liturgical lackeys suddenly find your powah? Blow me. Pretend I'm an altar boy, I'll even wear a robe - it'll be good for all concerned.

Oh, and Bishop John D'Arcy (rhymes with Marcy) of Fort Wayne (home of fine mail-order porn for near-on a century) says he'll refuse to attend "in protest of President Obama's policies on stem cell research and abortion" oh man, that's rich. You did nothing while priests under your 'guidance' were ass-raping children in a house of God and now you speak up?

I'll gladly go to hell just so I can piss fire on these worthless bags of pus.

Yeah, yeah "would a Christian say things like this?" I'll bet Jesus had a few choice words for the crooks He kicked out of the temple. I think the Son'll cut me a husk and give me an asbestos dick to make my time in Hell easier.... not to mention a triple-size bladder. C'mere Marcy.


Bing Van Gorden said...

Yee haw indeed! I was thinking the same thing. Maybe not as graphically but still, the underlying theme is right there. I love how Democrats are immoral to these hyppos. They watch all the porn and molest all the kiddies but it's liberals who are destroying the fabric of society. Right.

R. Anthony Lee said...

The Rude Pundit's stylistic influence is showing. You're a close competitor. And of course I agree with everything you say.