Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Flyin the coop

Well, Marcus Schrenker has proven that you can run but you can't hide.

The 'amateur daredevil pilot' thought he'd masterminded the perfect way to rip off his investment clients, skip out and live a life of luxury1.

Oh. Too bad, so sad.

Worst part is, he wrecked his widdle plane too.

I wonder if bailing out of an aircraft and letting it crash is considered an act of terrorism?

If not, it should be.
1. The not-so-secret fever-dream of every wingnut.


Kaye Fissinger said...

No, Doug. He'll probably ask for a bail...out.

Doogman said...

DOH!!!!!!!! I can't wait to hear his excuses. He'd slit his wrist (singular) when he was found - guess he didn't have the guts to do it right. Pity. I'm all for wannabee tough-guy loser crimminals executing sentence on themselves - saves us the trouble of doing it. I think it's revealing how the high-flying wealthy don't do so well when the rug gets yanked out.