Saturday, January 17, 2009

Baseturbation

Whiskey Fire highlights the ever-accellerating death spiral of the wingnutty outer Oort-cloud fringe.

Here's a taste:

January 18, 2009
U Stink & I Hate U

Barack Obama is extremely popular. People like him a lot; 79% of us are optimistic about his chances of fishing the nation out of the cesspit in which it's currently festering. Including, strikingly, 56% of Republicans (scroll down). That's pretty impressive.

So much for calls for Operation Leper-like wingnut baseturbation. As it turns out, manipulating the "conservative base" into furious, agitated, always anticlimactic excitement is something most Americans see as shameful and pointless, in terms of exorbitant AstroGlide and Kleenex expenditures, anyhow, especially in these trying economic times. (However can Erick Erickson even type on a keyboard with those hairy palms and inferior eyesight? Perhaps his faith preserves him.)
Yowza!

I can only imagine his hate mail.

Drop by and read the rest.

2 comments:

ToLo said...

The best line in that piece:

"Looking back through the Bush years for his Positive Accomplishments is, for me, like picking through my toddler's diaper for the undigested corn. Everyone hates that a$$hole."

Is that brilliant metaphor or what?

Doogman said...

LOL! Indeed. I cannot WAIT for Inauguration Night. Hearing the wails and tooth-gnashing from the wingnuts will be like music to my ears.