Saturday, November 22, 2008

MIA

Has anyone seen or heard from Richard Yale lately? Last posting I see from him is a comment in early November.

News flash

OBAMA WALKS ON WATER, RAISES DEAD

WASHINGTON, DC – Thousands of worshipful but not very surprised onlookers today observed President-elect Barack Obama walk across the surface of the Potomac River from the Lincoln Memorial to the Arlington National Cemetery, parallel to the south side of the Arlington Memorial Bridge. On the way, he was seen to cross two busy highways, the George Washington Memorial Parkway and the Jefferson Davis Highway, by simply holding up his hand, at which gesture all traffic came to a grinding halt. Once at the Arlington Cemetery, he proceeded to raise several dozen newly buried veterans from their graves.

Ecstatic crowds lined the route, chanting his name with the addition of “Our Savior” and frantically grabbing at him to touch the hem of his garment. The Secret Service were powerless to do anything to keep them back, but decided it would be unwise and impolitic to try anyway.

Commentators have suggested that, impressive as these acts are, it will take far greater miracles for him to rescue the American economy from its continuing plunge into catastrophic collapse.

Friday, November 21, 2008

Justice comes in many forms



This is truly poetic justice. In a state where business has had it's fangs locked in the workers necks for over a century, it's a pleasure to see one of them have the tables turned.

Of course the latter half of the clip is also emblematic of the struggle - vicious, hateful thugs willing to do violence to anyone that gets in their way.

Now that the Dems are back in control, watch for CO businesses to turn on their employees and begin (ever-so-carefully) to purge Dems - they did it during Bush's reign and they think they'll get away with it again.

Organize your fellow workers - stay in touch, warn others of impending layoffs and fight it every way you can.

So.True.OMFG.LMAO.


With great affection to n

Calling Bullshit on the 'Center Right' Meme Implantation Effort

From firedoglake:

"And the purpose of all that squawking and concern trolling? To create a new reality that obscures the one we actually live in."

Great article - check it out.

The 'center-right' meme is just the usual GOP BS - reality hasn't turned out the way they want, so start screaming your meme and see if the media whores will push it for you. Attack nonstop, never even take a breath.

I can see why they're so adamant - their entire way of life (cushy sinecures, fat no-bid contracts, nepotism and crooked scams of all kinds) are in danger.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Has she had a breakdown?



I suspect she's flipped out - probably had some big deal cookin, counting on that salary and special perks... then it all went south...

My guess is she's holed up in a Motel 6 with a case of Coors and 2-3 bottles of oxycontin - staring at the TV that keeps replaying the final election results. Each time the final tally is shown she screeches 'NO!!!!!!!!!' and hurls her half-empty can at the television.

The motel manager has been instructed to wait till the room's been quiet for at least an hour, then go in and clean up as best he can while she's passed out and muttering semi-coherently.

The manager leans down by the bed to pick up a Cuervo bottle with the label mostly-clawed-off and hears her distinctly say: 'Short... all... your fault...'

(far off in the woods a cackling laugh can be heard, then a long YEEEE HAAAA!!)

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy


Too bad it was so brief. Imagine if it was a full-grown lion.

Break out the worms

34% favorable.

Close to 7 in 10 people don't have a favorable opinion of the GOP.

Damn Communist Liberals.

*giggle*

GOP consumption accelerates

"I wish Rush Limbaugh and others like that would run for office, they have so much to contribute and so much leadership and they have an answer for everything. And they would be elected overwhelmingly. [The truth is] they try to rip everyone down and make fools of everybody but they don't have any answers."
- Chuck Hagel NE (R)
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Pretty much sums up the entire right wing of the blogosphere with a few exceptions.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Their own 'voices' are warning them

...and they're not listening to good counsel.

Sad.

Secret Messages from the Intertubes

Ted "tubes" Stevens epic fail. World Toilet Day. Boulder's RLIUPA case verdict. GOP may not realize the God, Guns and Gays agenda was the handle on the cosmic toilet they flushed themselves to oblivion with. Allard the mallard wants to be big man on campus at CSU and the Gannet kids are ruining their laundry, again. Turns out Microsoft was peeing their pants about OS X years ago. Churches are saying all kinds of stupid shit lately.

And it's supposed to be cold with freezing drizzle tomorrow.

I suppose it could be worse - McCain could have won the election. YEAHRIGHT. LOL!!!

....and..... Glen Beck hears the truth and doesn't like it.

and... the winger's kids in Idaho embarrass them.

I love SouthPark

suhhhWEET.