Here's a classic from my favorite floppy-shoed purveyor of GOP wizzdumb:
John Andrews, former state Senate president and a Centennial Republican:
* "I would prescribe the Wizard of Oz treatment.
"We need a heart so we don't sound so mean-spirited and intolerant.
"We need a brain - we can't keep trying the same thing and expect a different result.
"And we need courage to stick to our principles of personal responsibility, economic freedom and strong free-market systems."
I wonder if John also went on to sing The Wonderful Wizard of Oz in a high-pitched scary voice as he skipped around the stage before cackling like the Wicked Witch of the West.